Wednesday, December 21, 2011
A CHRISTMAS STORY
WARNING THIS STORY MAY CONTAIN ADULT THEMES , NUDITY , COARSE
LANGUAGE , DRUGS , SEX , ALCOHOL AND TRACES OF NUTS .
A few days after Christmas , a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said , " All of you sons of bitches who want off,get the hell off now ,cause this is the last stop ! . And all you sons of bitches who are getting on , get your asses in the train , cause were leaving ! " .
The mother went in and told her son , " We don't use that kind of language in this house.Now go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.When you come out , you may play with your train , but I want you to use nice language " .
Two hours later , the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train . Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say , " All passengers who are disembarking the train , please remember to take all of your belongings with you . We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one . We hope you will ride with us again soon " .
She heard the little boy continue , "For those of you boarding we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under the seat . Remember there is no smoking on the train except in the club car .We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today ".
Then the child added , For all those of you pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay ,please see the bitch in the kitchen " .
No animals or trains where injured during the making of this story.
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